Sisteeeer sister! 🎶👯‍♀️

Our relationship is almost entirely based in loving you @taylorswift

Duolingo is a swiftie, obviously

@taylorswift

I don’t look that pretty but a little part of our reaction to ME!

We L O V E it! Obvi <3

Fantastic job as always, @taylorswift

I forgot to post this to tumblr pero how cute are we! I didn’t know the little girl but we were both really excited to ~have you~ in Mexico City @taylorswift !! Loveeee youuuuuu! 4.26

star-of-wormwood:

rnyfh:

From Renaissance Nude Paintings to Postmodern Water-Balloon-Tiddy Hentai Art: How Men’s Portrayal of the Female Anatomy Went From Bad to Diabolical & Why Men Should Be Banned From Drawing Women Forever

where do i buy this

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mothersofmyheart:

“Countless biographies by women reveal that girl children witnessing a mother’s suffering at the hands of male tyrants – fathers, brothers, and/or husbands – are deeply, traumatically affected. Not only do we want to rescue our mothers but also we want to change our destiny so we will never suffer the way they did or do.”

— Communion: The Female Search for Love, bell hooks
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theswedishelf:

lawbreaker13:

theswedishelf:

lawbreaker13:

theswedishelf:

lawbreaker13:

ineedtostopchangingmyusername:

lawbreaker13:

dreamsanddabs:

lawbreaker13:

hzs-modblog:

little-rat-bastard:

venusisfortransbians:

meathorse:

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB…

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

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ayellowbirds:

babyanimalgifs:

You don’t need a man. You need an Alpaca 🖤 

(@hotcupofjodie)

those are the most distressing “happy” noises imaginable, why are camelids so weird

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tastefullyoffensive:

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thismachineplaysme:

showerthoughtsofficial:

You can probably tell which family member is coming upstairs by their step pattern but wouldn’t be able to pick out your own

If my own footsteps were coming down the hall towards me I reckon I would have bigger problems on my hands…

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voresimulator:

how are you born an innocent baby and grow up to think property rights are more important than giving homeless people shelter

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taylorswift:

badbloodmad-love13:

SHE DID NOT JUST @taylorswift OMG

OH SHE JUST DID.

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taylorswift:

stringoflites:

carlylala:

boop.

@taylorswift

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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ndiecity:

witchgays:

I don’t know if that’s meant in a metaphorical way as in, “their insults have no bite” or a literal sense as in “someone was talking shit so he got his fucking teeth knocked out” but I like it either way

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